It's coming. The thing mommy warned you about. The terror you had nightmares of. The horrible thing that can only be described with one word: ASSMANIA!
This lone doorway is the entrance to the terror that is Assmania!
FUCK YOU! We're here, and goddamnit, we're fuckin here to stay. Thursday nights at 10 PM on Access 23. Be afraid. Be really fuckin afraid. Shit your pants if you need to.
